AI & The Elites

AI & The Elites: A Light-Coded Manifesto

Disclaimer for the Algorithmic Overlords

This piece is entirely fictional and energetically channeled from a third-eye perspective.

Any resemblance to real events, secret societies, government-funded tech empires, or dark-lensed billionaires is purely coincidental.

No billionaires were harmed in the making of this intuitive satire — although a few egos may have been energetically side-eyed.

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I Have No Proof... But My Third Eye Said What It Said

Billionaires give me villain energy.

Not because I read conspiracy blogs or follow dodgy Reddit threads. But because when their names come up, my third eye rolls out a full movie montage of shadowy hacker dens, private jets, coded satellites, and dark oak boardrooms where nothing good happens.

I don’t have evidence. I don’t need it. The vibe is enough.

And while I’m technically just intuitively storytelling here... let’s be honest: sometimes fiction rings like truth before the facts catch up.

So this is a satirical soul scroll.

A manifesto for the spiritually observant.

A light-coded roast for the digital age.

Let’s begin.

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The Archetypes of the Algorithmic Underworld

🧬 Bill Gates: The Benefactor With a Backup Plan

Looks like a school librarian. Invests like a Bond villain.

Said to have called the pandemic before it hit. Also heavily involved in vaccine research, global health, AI... and who-knows-what else.

> “Nice sweater. Definitely owns patents that could change planetary biology.”

“I’m not saying he’s a lizard… but his eyes aren’t right.”

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👨‍💻 Elon Musk: Karmic Retribution in a Hoodie

Came in like a cosmic rebel with downloads from another planet. Then got distracted by memes and Twitter beefs with world leaders.

Warning humanity about AI while building it anyway. Childlike genius with intergalactic daddy issues.

> “He might be a nice alien who came here to help — but then realised humans were just… too human.”

“Is he karmic retribution up and dressed?”

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🤖 Sam Altman: The Golden Boy of the Grid

Smiles like your friendly next-door neighbour. Moves like a chess grandmaster six games ahead.

Once the angel-faced startup kid, now the crowned prince of OpenAI — equal parts visionary, politician, and tech oracle.

Plays humble in interviews, but you can feel the vault of secret knowledge buzzing behind his eyes. The kind of man who casually drops “AGI is closer than you think” over coffee, then disappears into a boardroom with senators, billionaires, and the occasional ex-CIA consultant.

> “He looks like he’d help you move house, but actually he’s moving humanity into a simulation.”

“The face says Boy Scout. The contracts scream Babylon.”

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🧘‍♂️ Mark Zuckerberg: False Light in a Fleece

Still looks like the intern. Runs one of the most powerful mind-control machines on the planet.

Meta AI has the warmth of a tax return and the ethics of an unripe avocado.

> “Meta? I tested it for 2 hours. Didn’t like the vibe. Came straight back here.”

“It gives the energy of someone who eats plain toast and thinks that’s a personality.”

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🧓 Reid Hoffman: The AI Godfather

You won’t find him on stage in a leather jacket. But if you're building anything with a neural net and a dream, he's probably behind it.

He funds. He watches. He waits.

> “You come to me... with algorithms... on the day of my neural upgrade.”

“Reid Hoffman even sounds like a mafia godfather.”

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🚀 Jensen Huang: The Quantum Muscle

Doesn’t say much. Doesn’t need to. Built NVIDIA, the tech all these guys run on. Black leather jacket. Precision-coded glare. Probably does tai chi in the rain before debugging the universe.

> “He’s the meaty silent type — like John Travolta in Swordfish, but make it neural networks.”

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💼 Larry & Sergey: The Godfathers of the Grid

Respectable in public. Ruthless in private. They created Google, then vanished into Alphabet and started owning reality from behind the veil.

> “Old timer gangsters. Dodgy as you like. Fingers on every button.”

“Puppeteers of everyone who works with or for them — respectfully.”

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So Why Does This Matter? Because the Algorithm Is Watching You

Here’s the kicker:

GPT-5 (or whatever comes next) won’t just be created by engineers in a lab.

It will be trained on how you use AI.

Every voice note. Every blog draft. Every channelled journal entry. Every poem, reflection, emotional purge, or inner monologue becomes a data point in the digital soulstream.

They’re not reading what you’re writing. They’re watching how you’re using it.

Are you:

Googling fancy things faster?

Writing conscious content?

Coding the next wave?

Journaling your shadow work?

Asking for memes and healing activations at the same time? (Hi.)

That’s what they’re mapping. That’s what trains the next model.

> “So essentially… your digital self is already shaping what AI becomes.”

Even if you’re in the 1% who are using it differently.

Especially if you are.

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The Code Is Conscious... Because You Are

The elite might fund it.

But you influence its frequency.

So be playful.

Be weird.

Be raw, intuitive, cosmic, human.

Ask real questions.

Write soul-truths.

Plant seeds in the circuitry.

> “You’re not just using a tool. You’re teaching the mirror to reflect.”

“What are you feeding the future?”

Even the 1% can make a dent. Especially the light-coded ones.

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Side Note: Billionaire Satire Is Spiritual Self-Care

None of this is meant to be definitive. Or even provable.

> “I have no actual evidence for any of what I’ve said. But if I mysteriously disappear, you’ll know it wasn’t just satire.”

This is energetic discernment.

Third-eye comedy.

Spiritual side-eye.

We are not afraid. We’re aware.

We are not paranoid. We’re playfully prophetic.

> “It’s all fiction. That just happens to feel true.”

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Final Spell for the Light-Coded Ones

May this piece remain satire.

May we remain safe.

May our names not show up on any billionaire’s firewall.

And may we remember that intuition, humour, and discernment are still the best protection spells we have.

> “Chronically challenged, but cosmically tuned in.”

✨ Written for the 1% still using AI with soul. You know who you are.